The dogs are a'howlin

I'm trying to find someone to hang out with and everyone is busy already! The last 3 weeks have been so boring! I need something to doooo!!

And now the 'rents want me to go to dinner with them. Uhg. So not tempting. It's still light out, people! Lezdosomething!

UUHHHGG!! This is so frustrating!

En-FREAKIN-joy!

Ohmigod, you must watch this now!!!

Wasting my life away

Watching Step Brothers.

ew. Will Ferrell nut sack. Not cool!!

And now I can't bring myself to watch the rest of the film. I'm donezo!

Ok maybe not. "This is gonna sound weird, but for a second... I think you took on the shape of a unicorn."

No. No! That is quite enough for now.

And now, I will eat some microwaveable pizza! Om nom nom nom!

Laterz!

Morning Schedule

10:34 AM: Woke up
11:41 AM: Got up and ate a tortilla. Proceeded back to bed.
1:07 PM: Breakfast time! :D
1:24 PM: Guess not. Got a glass of milk with ice instead. Also watched from afar as my dog got twitchy in his dream.

That's about it so far. What has my life become? Goodness me!

First Post o' Mine!

So this is how it's gonna go down... I write, and you kinda-sorta read, pick out some choice words/ statements from my blog and maybe say "yeah, uh, I liked the part about how you put too much jelly on your PB&J sandwich today and how it ruined it because it over powered the peanut butter. That was a really transcendental, and stuff."

If you could be so kind as to follow this model, it would be most appreciated.

Ah-thank you!